My brain is a playlist set on shuffle.

People complaining about how hard grad school is and all they’re doing is just taking classes and getting up at 7am.

*gasp*

Oh the horror!!

Yes, grad school is hard. That’s why it’s called “grad” school, not “easy” school. I’ll let you complain about how hard grad school is because I know you’re de-stressing, but the second you start moaning about getting up at 7am for a 9am class because you have to walk across campus and then not having anything to do the rest of the day, Imma bitch-slap you into next week because not only am I getting up at 5am daily, I’m also working full-time, going to school, and freaking commuting on PUBLIC transportation (it’s a two-hour round trip, half of it swarmed by Caps fans. Ugh. Please. Washington needs to get better taste in sports.). So don’t even go there because you will regret it.

Okay, maybe I won’t bitch slap you, but you’ll get the Bitch Look and a caustic response that will make you look like the village idiot. So don’t complain about getting up at 7am and don’t pretend that you deserve a three-day weekend. You don’t.