January 2010
18 posts
Are you there, God? It's me, Meg. I'd like a...
Jan 31st
"Whoever says sunshine is happiness has never...
Such a load of bull. I don’t like snow. I don’t like cold. I don’t like any kind of preciptation at all. Sunshine is happiness. And to all you pro-snow people, a kind F-U in your general direction because this college student (with a failing immune system and a pain-in-the-rear roommate) hates the snow because it means that: a) I can’t go anywhere. b) I have to call...
Jan 30th
Dear John Edwards, You are despicable.
Jan 30th
Stupid "snow." How much you want to bet it's going...
Jan 30th
Rest in Peace, J.D. Salinger
“I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.  It’s awful.  If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera.  It’s terrible.”
Jan 28th
Ridiculous--parents are now complaining about...
Jan 27th
DEATHLY HALLOWS IN 3D! →
Jan 26th
"Harry Potter is about confronting fears, finding...
Jan 24th
I hate weather.
Jan 22nd
My dad says that in order to have friends, you have to be a friend. Well, that’s certainly been problematic for me since I’m not what one would call a people person, so I tend to stay introverted and unsocial and when I do have “friends,” they make me into someone I’m not and of the few friends I have, there are a few I would certainly like to get rid of. You know,...
Jan 20th
“Animation is not just for children. It is also for adults who like drugs.”
– Sir Paul McCartney, formerly The Beatle, presently The Guy From Rock Band
Jan 19th
Shakespeare was right...
I feel like my whole life is a play. I’m always pretending and I’m never able to be myself. When does it ever become about me and never about someone else? When can I do what I want to do at the time I want at the pace I want? When do my opinions stop being made for me and when do I get to use my own voice? I’d just really appreciate it if someone in my life, especially someone...
Jan 19th
The hottest delivery guy just gave me my pizza....
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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I am not a happy camper: due to the fact that the...
Jan 11th
150 Things Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts
1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”. 2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class 3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”. 4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver...
Jan 5th
The Banned Words of 2010
1. Shovel-ready 2. Transparent/Transparency 3. Czar 4. Tweet 5. App 6. Sexting 7. Friend as a verb 8. Teachable Moment 9. In These Economic Times… 10. Stimulus 11. Toxic Assets 12. Too Big to Fail 13. Bromance 14. Chillaxin’ 15. Obama as a prefix From the Lake Superior State University in Michigan, as seen in Time Magazine
Jan 4th