December 2009
10 posts
Dec 28th
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A Book I Regret Reading
Reading An Arsonist’s Guide to Writers’ Homes in New England, by Brock Clarke The plot: there’s this guy, Sam. He burned down Emily Dickinson’s house (in the process, killing two people) and went to jail for ten years for arson and homicide. Along the way, he attracts some followers who send him messages requesting other writers’ homes to be burned (among them,...
Dec 15th
I hate exam week.
All my finals were on Monday—8:30am, 12pm, and 7pm. I had one take-home and one of my classes didn’t even have one (that was creative writing). I am, however, stuck at school until today—Friday—because one of my professors is making us come to class so we can turn in a piece of paper and check our names off on a list. Fricking ridiculous. I am so ticked off about it. I...
Dec 11th
Stolen from Facebook...
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was...
Dec 8th
A Conversation with Roommate at Lunch
I was talking to my roommate at lunch (endorsement!) at Qdoba. Harry Potter has been on the past two nights—Sorcerer’s Stone Friday night, Chamber of Secrets and Prisoner of Azkaban last (Saturday) night, and Goblet of Fire is on tonight. My roommate made an epic fail of an executive decision last night: she downloaded a pirated copy of New Moon and watched that. I, meanwhile, made...
Dec 7th
Facebook Status:
Meg just avada kedavra’d her roommate. Little Brother hows that possible if you are at home? Meg It’s called a phone, doofus. Little Brother Thats sort of complicanted i would have just apparated to where they are and then Avada Kedavra them Meg you’re overcomplicating things. what’s so difficult about doing it over the phone? You text them, they see the text,...
Dec 5th
It's shroud of protection? It's to cover up the...
From everyone’s favorite Calculus teacher… Mr. O at THS.
Dec 5th
It's supposed to snow tomorrow...noooooooooooo!
On the plus side, ABC Family is showing The Sorcerer’s Stone, Chamber of Secrets, Prisoner of Azkaban, and Goblet of Fire this weekend. It’s gonna be good!
Dec 5th
Dec 1st
It's very hard for me to hate someone. But I am...
Dec 1st