February 2012
11 posts
I have a backwards J-shaped (deep) scratch on the...
I must stop picking at the scab, lest it scars. But I think I subconsciously do that so I get my Harry Potter-ish mark.
Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Judgment of the Day
Seriously? Pathetic desperation. I don’t know which is worse; that two people actually like this statement or that two people are equally desperate to be noticed.
Feb 19th
Learned how to make an animated gif today.
Slowly taking over the internets gif by gif.
Feb 16th
Sometimes I'm too lazy to pour a glass of milk so...
This isn’t too bad, is it?
Feb 13th
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snow!
NO.
Feb 11th
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What kind of world do we live in that it's...
Give me a freaking break. Who cares about songs? The speeches are what’s important. Just another notch in the disappointment of our country.
Feb 10th
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My two cents about the Republican primaries and...
Not only are issues like women’s rights and health, LGBT equality—equality, for shit’s sake, are at risk with the crop of Republican ideologues (and Obama’s bad?), but the very meaning of what it is to be an American is getting lost and destroyed in these primaries. The Republicans should not be focusing on who can best defeat Obama in November, or who can outlast Obama in...
Feb 10th
Feb 5th
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February has turned into Bully the Women month.
The Washington Post has a great op-ed about the latest setbacks in gender equality. I’ve copied and pasted the article in its entirety below. The Big Backlash Against Bullying Women,Petula Dvorak You’d think the political process had turned into one big, sexy GoDaddy Super Bowl ad, with all the focus on breasts, bellies and even butts this week. Let me explain how our political...
Feb 2nd
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Newt Gingrich is a sore loser.
First, he doesn’t follow the rules for Virginia’s primary and doesn’t get on the ballot. Then he sues the state because he’s too ignorant to follow the rules. Now, he loses the Florida primary. And then he sues (well, I think he’s suing, I haven’t read it closely) because he doesn’t like Florida’s winner-take-all system with the delegates. ...
Feb 2nd
grad school problems
That’s just creative writing in general. wendybird: even the characters i like i end up hating at some point.
Feb 1st
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January 2012
11 posts
Jan 25th
10,925 notes
8 tags
The First Annual Average American "Hey! I like...
Oscar noms were announced today, thus continuing my growing frustration with how out of touch critics and the Academy of Motion (whatever it is) is. Personally, an Oscar is just a pat on the back for all these privileged people and honestly, aren’t those privileged people making movies for us, the non-privileged? So we can have two hours of our (sad) lives spent pretending everything is all...
Jan 24th
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One does not understand how vague and abstract the...
Jan 24th
I dream of a day where UMW students will not be...
fuckyeahumw: To watch goofy anti choice groups come to campus and do something annoying. First the bloody sign protestors, then the sidewalk chalk roxxxorz 4 life and now this super cool video. Uhhhhhghghghg! Be glad, my fellow UMW students, you weren’t in D.C., forced to stare at abortion pictures on large “angry-villagers” signs, accosted by said zealots on Metro about...
Jan 24th
Oh. Em. G. Melissa McCarthy has an Oscar nom.
Explosive diarrhea in a sink for the BAMF win. Oh, Lord. This is going to be an awesome highlights reel. I can’t wait for Billy Crystal!
Jan 24th
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Suggestive Ads:
Will never eat a gourd after seeing this.
Jan 24th
CBS officially greenlights "modern-day Sherlock... →
wendybird: gingerhaze: brofisting: isureamlocked: American Film Industry. You cannot cut/copy this one. I know it might be strange to you, but sometimes a show makes a shitload of money because it is QUALITY and it DESERVES IT. Not because it’s a market quantifier or buzz marketed into people brains. There is no Sherlock bandwagon. Go home and write something new.  you said it sister ...
Jan 18th
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Jan 16th
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Op-ed on the Washington Post says parents should...
Bull. What kool-aid is this writer drinking?
Jan 15th
Proof that evolution is awesome.
Jan 11th
December 2011
9 posts
Goodbye, disposable income.
Edit: Apparently I can’t subtract $50 from $900.
Dec 30th
Hunger Games.
Obsessed. The first, Hunger Games, was finally available as an e-book and I downloaded it prior to my trip. I don’t quite remember when I started reading it, just that I’ve wanted to read it since I heard about the movie and Entertainment Weekly started doing these features about the cast. I mean, come on—who DOESN’T want to see the manliness of Sexy Stanley Tucci with...
Dec 30th
Tabb H.S.
Another student with whom I attended THS died. I think that brings the total to six since 2007. Five or six. It’s still five or six too many. Funny thing, I don’t hear about the other York County high schools losing students/alumni like I do Tabb. Maybe I just don’t recognize it? Either way, another reminder that life is not everlasting. Here’s to hoping there was no...
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
Sometimes I think Rep. Boehner has no greater...
It’s disgusting.
Dec 19th
Mind. Blown.
Dec 18th
Dec 13th
Dec 8th
4 tags
I lol'd for 2 minutes and giggled for...I'm still...
Dec 6th
November 2011
11 posts
You know you're in grad school when...
Lofthouse cocai—cookies are for dinner. I have no energy for anything else.
Nov 29th
3 tags
The blessing of Ryan Gosling
The holiday season is a time for counting blessings. That’s why this seems like an appropriate time to give thanks for the greatest gift that the celebrity world has given us this year: Ryan Gosling. (Matt Sayles/AP) - Ryan Gosling arrives at the premiere of “The Ides of March” in September. Gosling obviously was a celebrity long before 2011, but 2011 was the year that Ryan...
Nov 28th
Nov 27th
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Screwed up the wazoo.
Mothers make everything much more complicated and difficult. If mine could just make a decision and then stick to it…
Nov 25th
Nov 22nd
119 notes
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“My name is Hamlet. You killed my father—prepare to die. I’ll go...”
– LibraryThing
Nov 21st
Who invented motion-activated water fountains?
I’m all for saving water and going green and being environmentally conscious, but honestly. Motion-activated water fountains are the stupidest things in the world. You waste more time and energy trying to get the stupid things to work.
Nov 18th
I hate grad school.
Specifically, this one stupid class. And the fact that everything has to be a group project. I (bleep) hate it. This one class alone, because of this final project and the fact that I have the world’s most “my way or highway,” “I’m going to do all the work and not tell you anything” partner, is making me want to quit and drop out right now. I did not join a...
Nov 14th
Things that tick me off
People complaining about how hard grad school is and all they’re doing is just taking classes and getting up at 7am. *gasp* Oh the horror!! Yes, grad school is hard. That’s why it’s called “grad” school, not “easy” school. I’ll let you complain about how hard grad school is because I know you’re de-stressing, but the second you start moaning...
Nov 9th
Nov 5th
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“Your face in the mirror looks like the child you might have had with Voldemort.”
– Oprah.com
Nov 3rd
October 2011
7 posts
3 tags
“I’m already excited, because his Magic Mirror is kind of like a malevolent...”
– Shaunna Murphy, Once Upon a Time recapper, Entertainment Weekly (ew.com)
Oct 31st
“Is this going to go fast, Grandpa?” “Why, Charlie, it’s got...”
– Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (and that’s the truth)
Oct 22nd
True story.
Oct 21st
All. The. Time.
Oct 20th
Oct 18th
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Funniest October. →
Oct 8th
WTF. Steve Jobs has died. Most brilliant inventer...
Oct 5th
September 2011
10 posts
Sep 25th